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Straight White Male: The Lowest Difficulty Setting There Is

Dudes. Imagine life here in the US — or indeed, pretty much anywhere in the Western world — is a massive role playing game, like World of Warcraft except appallingly mundane, where most quests involve the acquisition of money, cell phones and donuts, although not always at the same time. Let’s call it The Real World. You have installed The Real World on your computer and are about to start playing, but first you go to the settings tab to bind your keys, fiddle with your defaults, and choose the difficulty setting for the game. Got it?

Okay: In the role playing game known as The Real World, “Straight White Male” is the lowest difficulty setting there is.

This means that the default behaviors for almost all the non-player characters in the game are easier on you than they would be otherwise. The default barriers for completions of quests are lower. Your leveling-up thresholds come more quickly. You automatically gain entry to some parts of the map that others have to work for. The game is easier to play, automatically, and when you need help, by default it’s easier to get.

Now, once you’ve selected the “Straight White Male” difficulty setting, you still have to create a character, and how many points you get to start — and how they are apportioned — will make a difference. Initially the computer will tell you how many points you get and how they are divided up. If you start with 25 points, and your dump stat is wealth, well, then you may be kind of screwed. If you start with 250 points and your dump stat is charisma, well, then you’re probably fine. Be aware the computer makes it difficult to start with more than 30 points; people on higher difficulty settings generally start with even fewer than that.

As the game progresses, your goal is to gain points, apportion them wisely, and level up. If you start with fewer points and fewer of them in critical stat categories, or choose poorly regarding the skills you decide to level up on, then the game will still be difficult for you. But because you’re playing on the “Straight White Male” setting, gaining points and leveling up will still by default be easier, all other things being equal, than for another player using a higher difficulty setting.

Likewise, it’s certainly possible someone playing at a higher difficulty setting is progressing more quickly than you are, because they had more points initially given to them by the computer and/or their highest stats are wealth, intelligence and constitution and/or simply because they play the game better than you do. It doesn’t change the fact you are still playing on the lowest difficulty setting.

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Awesome news guys! The cool folks at Adagio have been kind enough to help out with a giveaway for a complete collection of the Sherlock Tea blends. That is 11 bags of different tea featuring art work by yours truly. That’s about 50 servings in each bag. More if you re-steep your tea (which is possible with most of them). That is a LOT of tea. How bonkers is that? Very. It’s awesome. Here’s the lowdown on how to win A WHOLE BUNCH OF TEA.

  • Anyone ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD can enter! If you live outside of the U.S. I’ll foot the bill to get you some tea myself. Because odds are you are awesome and you deserve it.
  • You do not have to be following me to win, but it might be helpful to keep track of updates or changes (if any). Plus I plan to make some blends for other fandoms in the future, so if tea is your thing, it might not be a bad idea?
  • Only two reblogs a day allowed.I did not realize how often people would reblog my last give away soooo I’m going to enforce this LOL. You can reblog on as many days as you’d like, but yeah, only 2 reblogs a day please. I’ll be checking.
  • The give away will end and I will choose a winner on Wednesday March 7th. I’ll probably choose late at night on that day, so I’m going to say I’ll stop counting reblogs at 10 p.m. EST.
  • [ADDED] LIKES DON’T COUNT. Sorry! You have to reblog!

A big thanks to Adagio for hooking us up with some awesome tea, and for all of you for following me and encouraging my tea-y ways! Good luck everyone!

SO damn cool, I can’t take it. Eeeee~

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The Films Of Studio Ghibli: A Retrospective

In the world of animation, two production companies tower above the rest. Most all Americans are familiar with the filmography of Pixar, but on the other side of the Pacific Studio Ghibli has been producing works of animated brilliance since the mid-80s, largely due to the efforts of co-founder and animation god Hayao Miyazaki. In honor of the US release of their new movie, ​“The Secret World of Arrietty​”, here’s a retrospective of the entire Ghibli filmography. Much of it is truly dazzling and well worth a look, so without further ado and in chronological order, here are the films of Studio Ghibli:

​”Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind” (1984)- Technically released before the studio was established, “Nausicaä” is still widely considered a part of the Ghibli canon due to the talent involved. It has that distinct Miyazaki feel, and includes the themes of pacifism, flight, environmentalism, and young female protagonists found in many of the director’s later efforts.

“Castle in the Sky” (1986)- The first official Ghibli release was a wonderful fantasy about a boy finding a girl who falls peacefully to Earth before teaming up with sky pirates to discover the secrets of Laputa, a sort of floating Atlantis hidden in the clouds. Gorgeous, action-packed, and one of the rare Miyazaki films with a truly evil villain. It’s a ton of fun.

“Grave of the Fireflies” (1988)- A powerful wartime tragedy from Isao Takahata about a brother (fourteen years old), and sister (only four) in the aftermath of the firebombing of their home in Kobe during WWII. Undoubtedly one of the most powerful films you could ever see, it will crush you. But it’s absolutely necessary.

“My Neighbor Totoro” (1988)- And on the exact opposite end of the spectrum we have My Neighbor Totoro, the source of the adorable forest spirit that Studio Ghibli adopted as its logo. This little effort from Miyazaki, about two girls living with their dad and encountering a few inexplicable, adorable creatures, is absolutely guaranteed to instill anyone who sees it with an electric glee. This movie will make you smile. Guaranteed.

“Kiki’s Delivery Service” (1989)- Probably the weakest of Miyazaki’s efforts, it says a lot that this movie is, at worst, pretty okay. It tells the simple story of a young witch moving out to the big city and finding out who she wants to be. It’s pretty slight, but there really isn’t anything wrong with it besides that. This is actually one that a fair few children of the nineties might have had a chance to see growing up.

“Only Yesterday” (1991)- A thoughtful look at a woman’s identity, this film from Takahata is unique in that it appealed primarily to older, female audiences. A great example that the medium can do plenty of things people don’t traditionally associate with animation.

“Porco Rosso” (1992)- Probably Miyazaki’s most underrated film, this tale of an Italian WWI flying ace transformed into an honorable, bounty-hunting pig man is weirdly enough the most closely associated to actual, historical events anything of Miyazaki’s has ever come. It’s utterly charming and presents the beauty of flight, one of the director’s favorite motifs to explore, in a purer way than perhaps anything he’s made before or since. “I’d rather be a pig than a fascist,” says Porco, and you’ve gotta love him for it.

“Pom Poko” (1994)- Takahata’s take on Japanese folklore, this tale of the tanuki may not hold that much appeal for American audiences. If you’re interested it might pay to do some research first, or risk missing a ton of cultural references.

“Whisper of the Heart” (1995)- The first Ghibli director other than Miyazaki or Takahata, Yoshifumi Kondo was intended as the successor to the anime throne before his tragic and sudden death a few years after he debuted with this film, a touching and inspiring look at the power of creativity and animation.

“Princess Mononoke” (1997)- The most outwardly mature of Miyazaki’s movies, anyone going in only exposed to the director’s more benign works could easily find themselves shocked by some brutal, violent flourishes early on. This might be the most epic film Miyazaki has ever done, a high stakes struggle between man and nature that makes environmentalism seem really cool while ensuring every character is a fully thought out, three-dimensional participant in the events, with believable motives anyone could understand. Would be worth it just for the insanely impressive visual design of the creature in the opening action scene. Notably, this is the movie responsible for first really bringing the efforts of Studio Ghibli to the attention of (the most observant) American audiences, with a celebrity-rich dub and a localized script from the pen of one Mr. Neil Gaiman. How cool is that?

“My Neighbors the Yamadas” (1999)- A very unique family comedy from Takahata that depicts a series of vignettes in a comic strip style that sets it apart visually from anything else on this list.

“Spirited Away” (2001)- If anything could be called Miyazaki’s masterpiece without raising too much of a furor, it would have to be this flawlessly-done story of a young girl whose family stumbles upon one of the most inventive wonderlands ever devised: A bathhouse for the spirits in which every inhabitant is a fully-realized triumph of the imagination. With nowhere to go and her parents transformed into pigs, she gets a job and embarks on one of the best coming-of-age adventures ever animated. The fact that it’s the only foreign film to win the Academy Award for Best Animated Picture speaks volumes.

“The Cat Returns” (2002)- A fantasy film that takes place in the world imagined by the protagonist of ​Whisper of the Heart​, creating a cool little “shared worlds” vibe between the studio’s productions.

“Howl’s Moving Castle” (2004)- It’s rarely the best thing for the production when the director leaves the project, but a very notable exception would be when Mamoru Hosoda’s exodus brought Miyazaki out of retirement to adapt this delightful story of a girl transformed into an old woman by a witch’s curse. She falls in with Howl, an enigmatic magician who embodies the director’s passionate anti-war stance, an already prominent side of him that was further inflamed by the start of US involvement in Iraq. Christian Bale, an admirer of Miyazaki’s work, actively pursued the role of Howl for the US dub. Sure enough, he’s a perfect fit, but the real highlight is Billy Crystal as Calcifer, a living fire that would fit comfortably in the pantheon of Disney sidekicks, and in fact outclasses most of them.

“Tales from Earthsea” (2006)- Probably the most divisive Ghibli film (in that it isn’t universally praised), this fantasy loosely adapted from the ​Earthsea​ series was the directorial debut of Goro Miyazaki, following in his father’s incredibly daunting footsteps. 

“Ponyo” (2008)- Miyazaki’s most recent movie is an adaptation of ​The Little Mermaid​, but you could easily watch the whole thing without making the connection. Perhaps the most childish of his works, ​Ponyo​ nevertheless contains a dazzling array of visual delights (a sequence involving running on waves is an absolute standout) in this simple but warmhearted story of childhood friendship and discovery.

“The Secret World of Arrietty” (2010)- Newly released in North America, this Miyazaki-scripted adaptation of ​The Borrowers​ series of children’s books comes from Hiromasa Yonebayashi, youngest director in Ghibli’s history. A wonderful little adventure, be sure to check out our review.

As their worldwide popularity continues growing with each film, Ghibli further solidifies its position as an animation powerhouse. With such a consistent track record, this is nothing but great news. Here’s to the studio’s continued success, and all the amazing worlds they have yet to show us.

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